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英語笑話短篇
英語笑話短篇1
He is really somebody
-My uncle has 1000 men under him.
He is really somebody. What does he do?
-A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個大人物
叔叔下面有1000個人.
真是一個大人物.干什么的?
墓地守墓人.
英語笑話短篇2
A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed tothe ground. 一位外國游客到美國大西部游覽，碰到一個印第安人把耳朵緊貼在地上。
"What are you listening for?" heasked. "你在聽什么呢?"他詢問道。
“為了向你表示謝意，我送你一只龍蝦。”說著他便給老板一只活蹦亂跳的大龍蝦。
"Well, that's very kind of you. My wife and I will have it for dinner. " “您真好，我太太和我將以它當晚餐。”
"Oh, he's already had dinner. But I am sure he'd love to take in a movie. " “喔，它已經(jīng)吃過晚餐了，但我想它會喜歡看場電影�！�
英語笑話短篇3
史密斯是一家建設(shè)公司的經(jīng)理，他正負責一個新工程的`招標案。第一位投標的是一家波蘭公司，他們的代表出價四十萬元接那個案子。“似乎很合理，”史密斯說。“你可不可以給我一張明細表呢?”
"Sure," said the Pole, " $200, 000 for labor and $ 200,000 for materials. "
“當然沒問題，”波蘭公司代表說道，“二十萬元工資，二十萬元材科費�！�
下一個出標的是美國標準建設(shè)公司，他們以八十萬元競標。
"Hmm, that seems a bit high," said Smith. "What's the breakdown?" “嗯，這個價錢似乎有些偏高，”史密斯說道。"你們有明細表嗎?" " $ 400,000 0n materials, $ 400,000 0n labor. " “四十萬元材料，四十萬元工資。”
"I'll get back to you. "
Finally the representative of Cohen, Goldstein and Leibowitz entered Smith's office. " $ 1,200,000 is our bid," said the agent." 最后可翰高斯坦雷伯威茲公司的代表走進史密斯辦公室�！耙话俣f元是我們競標的價碼，”代表說道。
$11 200, 0001 That' s way out of line," exclaimed Smith. "Can you give me a breakdown onthat?" “一百二十萬元這個標高得太過分了，”史密斯叫道“你可以給我一張明細表嗎?" "No problem," replied the rep. " $400, 000 for me,$ 400 , 000 for you and
$ 400，000 for thePolacks.
“沒有問題，”代表回答道�！八氖f元給我，四十萬元給你，最后四十萬元則給那家波蘭佬開的公司�！�
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